Posts by Frannie Banannie

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If ExJW's had a Theme Song....

by Frannie Banannie in

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would it go like this?......

they say the neon lights are bright on (the) broadway...... they say there's always music in the air...... but how ya gonna make some time..... when you ain't got but one thin dime.... and one thin dime won't even shine your shoes........ frannie b

Frannie Banannie

What GREAT responses everyone! A lot of both standup righteous and funny shtuff, too, yall.........I like the way some of yall changed the lyrics around to fit the crimes....<snicker, snort>

That's how I chose "On Broadway"....I really liked the old version, but I like Benson's newer version better....tho I really didn't know he was a JW, Gopher....

I've changed the lyrics up in "On Broadway", along with adlibs, to fit the mood of the singer <moi> like this:

On Broadway <pay close attn to the significance of the words, yall, if ya don't mind>

They say the NEON LIGHTS change every nite
On <the> BROADway <Revelation anyone?>
They say there's Holy Spirit in the air <liars, liars>
On <the> BROADway
But when you're walking down the street
And you ain't had enough to eat
The Jdubs write you off, and you're nowhere
On <the> BROADway

Bros keep the Sisters without a clue
On <the> BROADway
And seeing how they live gives me the blues
On <the> BROADway
But how're ya gonna make some TIME <field svc>
When all you got is one thin dime
Ane one thin dime won't even shine your shoes
For <the> BROADway

They say I didn't last too long
On <the> BROADway
I took "a pause to see" cause they were wrong
On <the> BROADway
And yes, they're wrong, I know they are... 'Cause I can play this here "get tar"
To gell and goo up all they say <confuse their "language" baby>
On <the> BROADway <too-wedgied words, get out of <my> hair, ma peed <in the> pool, roast beast, the Ho's in "drag" gone, Governing Potty, a pause to see, judgMENTAL, Gov. Potty's mags are "toilette" paper and they're sittin on a mountain of it....and the only reason they're sittin on top of that mountain is bec shat floats...I've got a reiver of words to tar 'em with> Frannie Banannie

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OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY MADE IT!!!

by Frannie Banannie in

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simon, it finally worked....please disregard all those desperate emails to your posted email addie..... congratulations,.

frannie b

Frannie Banannie

Simon, it finally worked....please disregard all those desperate emails to your posted email addie....<> I know your computer won't actually fit where I told you to put it, cher... That was just the "Julia Sugarbaker, the Terminator" in me talkin'.....

Congratulations,

Frannie B

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If ExJW's had a Theme Song....

by Frannie Banannie in

jw
friends

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would it go like this?......

they say the neon lights are bright on (the) broadway...... they say there's always music in the air...... but how ya gonna make some time..... when you ain't got but one thin dime.... and one thin dime won't even shine your shoes........ frannie b

Frannie Banannie

LOL, Double.....how does that go?

Frannie B

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If ExJW's had a Theme Song....

by Frannie Banannie in

jw
friends

.

would it go like this?......

they say the neon lights are bright on (the) broadway...... they say there's always music in the air...... but how ya gonna make some time..... when you ain't got but one thin dime.... and one thin dime won't even shine your shoes........ frannie b

Frannie Banannie

would it go like this?.....

They say the NEON LIGHTS are bright on (the) BROADway.....

They say there's always music in the air.....

But how ya gonna make some TIME....

When you ain't got but one thin dime...

And one thin dime won't even SHINE your SHOES.......

Frannie B

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Hi! I just got here...

by Frannie Banannie in

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yup...just got here and already jumped in for a few posts....hope yall're all okay...my life's been a little sucky lately, but things are perkin' up....getting the detritus out of my life and takin' a new path where work is concerned....is everyone here an active jw or what?.

frannie b

Frannie Banannie

Thanks for the warm wcms, Beans and Sheila...it's really goooood to be here..<grin>

Moreisbetter and TresHappy, I'll be lookin fwd to meetin yall at the next Apostafest in Dallas..

Frannie Banannie, Queen of Franistan

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My Borganization Story

by Frannie Banannie in

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i was 28 when i got borganized....i wish i could remember the names of the sisters that studied with me....one of 'em's name is barbara, the other one was a pig...guess they're not that memorable....but the plano congregation had not been started when i first got baptised or it had *just* been started in 1973....my best sis friend was carolyn nelson, a six feet tall sis with two kids, harris and april....i was really dumb and married the first elder that asked me....it was a total flop of a marriage, his teenaged son caused all sorts of problems for us.....i "ran away" from it and went back to the "world" for a while....i suppose because they hadn't gotten the "worldliness" out of me very well at the time....when i returned, they publicly reproved me and we divorced....his name was bob repp....he was an elder in the white rock congregation....i can remember a few names...the farmers, steve scott and his lovely red-headed wife, but that's all i remember..... .

then i moved back down here with my older two children, where i was raised and later went back into the borganization....i moved to california in late 1988, got in an auto accident in late 1989, and everything went downhill from there, borganization-wise...i had seen so much cruelty from the platform....even a p.o.

who graphically and sneeringly described explicitly...the sights, sounds and smells of alleged sexual acts between two pioneers, as he disf'd the pioneer sister, while she sobbed her heart out in front of the congregation and only reproved the pioneer bro.....made me wanna hurl....the elders treated me like a meadow muffin the whole time i was in cal.

Frannie Banannie

Thanks for the warm wcms and kudos, OICU and Walter...everyone is so great here....I love it already....

Frannie B <of the brassy sassy class>

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Hi! I just got here...

by Frannie Banannie in

jw
friends

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yup...just got here and already jumped in for a few posts....hope yall're all okay...my life's been a little sucky lately, but things are perkin' up....getting the detritus out of my life and takin' a new path where work is concerned....is everyone here an active jw or what?.

frannie b

Frannie Banannie

Hi, Chachasmum! Sorry I took so long to reply...I ran out of posts and had to wait for some time to lapse before I could post again. Thanks for the warm wcm....I just know I'll have fun and learn a lot from everyone here....you people are just splendid!

Frannie B

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My Borganization Story

by Frannie Banannie in

jw
friends

i was 28 when i got borganized....i wish i could remember the names of the sisters that studied with me....one of 'em's name is barbara, the other one was a pig...guess they're not that memorable....but the plano congregation had not been started when i first got baptised or it had *just* been started in 1973....my best sis friend was carolyn nelson, a six feet tall sis with two kids, harris and april....i was really dumb and married the first elder that asked me....it was a total flop of a marriage, his teenaged son caused all sorts of problems for us.....i "ran away" from it and went back to the "world" for a while....i suppose because they hadn't gotten the "worldliness" out of me very well at the time....when i returned, they publicly reproved me and we divorced....his name was bob repp....he was an elder in the white rock congregation....i can remember a few names...the farmers, steve scott and his lovely red-headed wife, but that's all i remember..... .

then i moved back down here with my older two children, where i was raised and later went back into the borganization....i moved to california in late 1988, got in an auto accident in late 1989, and everything went downhill from there, borganization-wise...i had seen so much cruelty from the platform....even a p.o.

who graphically and sneeringly described explicitly...the sights, sounds and smells of alleged sexual acts between two pioneers, as he disf'd the pioneer sister, while she sobbed her heart out in front of the congregation and only reproved the pioneer bro.....made me wanna hurl....the elders treated me like a meadow muffin the whole time i was in cal.

Frannie Banannie

Thanks for the wcm, Freedom96..<smile>

LOL, Bug! I just know I'll enjoy meetin' yall at the next Apostafest I get to attend in Dallas....as for my story, cher....I only hit the highlites <wriggles eyebrows> but I don't really think anyone would wanna publish it....it's too much like everyone else's...<grin>

Frannie B

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WHY THE HELL DO I STILL FEEL GUILTY??!!

by Mary in

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ok, i've known for a long time now that this is not "the one true religion", but i can't for the life of me, seem to make the final break.

i seldom go to meetings and am usually bored out of my mind when i do go, but for the life of me, after i've missed about 3 or 4 weeks i start feeling guilty about "missing meetings" and i'll go.

i'm really frustrated and angry with myself that i can't make the break, but in all honesty, there's still some people at the hall that i care about and i guess i'd miss them if i left completely.

Frannie Banannie

The WTBATS teaches they're special god-like people. They also teach and heap upon each member a tremendous amount of guilt..... just as a disease only takes a moment to infect a person with a germ or two, the seeds of JWism "infect" the host and become prolific once they're planted and the resultin hangups and issues can take a long time to cure, perhaps even a lifetime.

Frannie B

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UN/NGO issue quiz: How would you answer this JW apologist's comments?

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Frannie Banannie

How would I answer? hmmmmmm.....<grabs white Stetson, places on head and proceeds to dance a little SIDESTEP, while singin' ....)

"oooooooooo, Yall love to dance a little sidestep.....now we see ya, now we don't, you've come and gone........oooooooooo, yall love to doubletalk and wiseass, jump into the fray and lead the fleeced ones on...."

Frannie B